Sally, 18, AUSTRALIAN<3
Yo-landi Vi$$er so fancy like this dope ass beat
Rock the motherfuckin microphone with no panties
I'm a bad ass chick yo my black magic No glove no love!
If you don't believe me
Take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!
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dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

Posted 3 days ago With 383,474 notes

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

Posted 3 days ago With 610,757 notes

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

“Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.”

Latelycravingmore (via latelycravingmore)

Posted 3 days ago With 148,478 notes

zubat:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

Posted 3 days ago With 52,574 notes

bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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Posted 3 days ago With 72,096 notes

krustomer:

life hack: put your lips on mine to keep warm

Posted 3 days ago With 50,825 notes

blowoffs:

who needs good looks when you have a 

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Posted 3 days ago With 17,975 notes