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Posted 9 hours ago With 197,172 notes

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

Posted 9 hours ago With 325,847 notes

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

Posted 9 hours ago With 1,082,784 notes

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

Posted 10 hours ago With 529,775 notes

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

Posted 10 hours ago With 210,644 notes

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

image

Posted 10 hours ago With 216,148 notes

littlemusicalwitch:

jar-of-daisies:

vverism:

cricket88:

Tell me about it, stud

If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong

I got CHILLS just looking at this post.

The notes are just multiplying

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.