Sally, 18, AUSTRALIAN<3
Yo-landi Vi$$er so fancy like this dope ass beat
Rock the motherfuckin microphone with no panties
I'm a bad ass chick yo my black magic No glove no love!
If you don't believe me
Take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!
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mrs-mojo-risin-blues:

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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Only B.C. kids remember this

Posted 13 hours ago With 59,472 notes

Dad: I wish your mother loved me as much as she loves bacon

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xokrista:

electriclady-land:

LA billboards giving out life lessons.

I saw this the other day and wish I snagged a picture of it. I’m so glad to see it on my dash. It’s perfect.

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

Posted 2 days ago With 37,963 notes

jesusinc:

when ur chewing on the door handle and some fine booty walk by

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Posted 2 days ago With 349 notes

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

thatperfectgirl-isgone:

There’s a fanmade mmorpg where you can be a Hogwarts student!

You pick your house and can take classes and everything omgggggg

Basically every Potterhead needs to sign up nowwww!

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Posted 2 days ago With 242 notes

or-ma-ka-or:

"Meditation is not a way of making your mind quiet. It is a way of entering into the quiet that is already there—buried under the 50,000 thoughts the average person thinks every day."

~ Deepak Chopra

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh