Yo-landi Vi$$er so fancy like this dope ass beat
Rock the motherfuckin microphone with no panties
I'm a bad ass chick yo my black magic No glove no love!
If you don't believe me
Take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
“did you just”
someone who knows you did just (via bagmilk)
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like
my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
finding out that someone very hot follows you