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tastefullyoffensive:

Kids Who Are Terrible at Hide and Seek [via]

Previously: Kids Who Shouldn’t Play Sports

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

Posted 15 hours ago With 149,210 notes

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Posted 15 hours ago With 211,311 notes

baiomonstaa:

she-s-a-shy-one:

tyler-thequeen:

pretty-in-phan:

idontcare-imhungry:

mrswiskeyhands:

ohmyskittles:

cathyonwheels:

theseattleinstitute:

consulting-timelady:

mishaswrath:

mspbandj:

alliejunestewart:

Moon Moon.

I miss Moon Moon can we bring him back?

OMFG MOON MOON

never forget

I have a feeling 2014 is going to the year of recaps, instead of actually having any new memes and viral videos.

I will always reblog Moon Moon


 

Always reblog da Moooooon

I was just thinking about Moon Moon

fucking moon moon

damnit moon moon

The post that launched a thousand memes

I just started hysterically crying from this post. I have never laughed that hard in my life

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

Posted 16 hours ago With 649,471 notes

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

Posted 16 hours ago With 470,125 notes

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

Posted 4 days ago With 642,962 notes

bambiniola:

fluvex:

Robin Williams will be missed. 

yall need this on your blogs

“Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.”

The most sober thing a drunk person could say - whispering-secrets-and-smoke (via perfect)

Posted 4 days ago With 261,676 notes

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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Posted 2 weeks ago With 357,270 notes