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Rock the motherfuckin microphone with no panties
I'm a bad ass chick yo my black magic No glove no love!
If you don't believe me
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thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

Posted 1 week ago With 459,798 notes

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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Posted 1 week ago With 122,841 notes

“did you just”

someone who knows you did just (via bagmilk)

Posted 1 week ago With 207,543 notes

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

Posted 1 week ago With 346,171 notes

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

Posted 1 week ago With 1,103,562 notes

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

Posted 1 week ago With 551,852 notes

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

nixxies:

sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like

my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

Posted 1 week ago With 212,831 notes

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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Posted 1 week ago With 241,535 notes

littlemusicalwitch:

jar-of-daisies:

vverism:

cricket88:

Tell me about it, stud

If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong

I got CHILLS just looking at this post.

The notes are just multiplying